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hey bubonic

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Gonna throw a few things out, your new or so say you are so it's new to you and if not bitch slap and stfu girlfriend.

Running from n fd troll pat at batt vs wounded is cool I suppose if you have a vagina?

Running from fd pat to blight pat at same hps then to keep gate is you either not caring to risk your purse of cosmetics and tampons or just not being competent. Ramming keep gate 4 times in a row has me thinking you weren't overly concerned about the makeup and flow stoppers, but you did manage to sneak in a well timed stab.

Good Job, btw whens the baby due?

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so basically everything I did was wrong. Oh and I left the FD patty at beat. What that means is one bash and rip. So yeah I fled sorry man (will be sure to just stand still and let you bash me next time k?)

n the Woods
The woods here become very thick again. In addition, the bear pine shrubberies
occupy almost all of the available walking space, making it next to impossible
to move around. The only available exits are those leading back to the west
and north, into less thickly spaced woods.
[ Exits: n w ]
North: An elite assassin trolloc is here, barely noticable.
West : *Pitch* is standing here, riding a black warhorse.
A trolloc of the Dhjin'nen tribe stands here.
A trolloc of the Dhjin'nen tribe stands here.
An elite assassin trolloc is here, barely noticable.
An elite assassin trolloc is here, barely noticable.

HP:Beaten MV:Excellent >
*Pitch* has arrived from the west, riding a black warhorse.

HP:Beaten MV:Excellent >
h
*Pitch* tries to crush your arms, but misses.

HP:Beaten MV:Excellent - Pitch: Wounded>
You barely pierce *Pitch*'s head.
*Pitch* tries to crush your hands, but misses.
No way! You're fighting for your life!

HP:Beaten MV:Excellent - Pitch: Wounded>
f

You panic and attempt to flee!



and yes I did flee to south of keep. Why wouldn't i? Lots of Mob support since there is essentially no way for me to do any negligible damage to you in straight melee it would make sense for me to use mobs. Oh and I was still beat in blight when you got there...

HP:Beaten MV:Good >
n
*Pitch* has arrived from the north, riding a black warhorse.

HP:Beaten MV:Good >
The Great Blight
This deep in the Blight it is impossible to see anything except the stunted
growths rising about you. Sickly pale yellow tree with black and red leaves
creak noisily about you.
[ Exits: n e s ]
North: A blighted bear is sitting here, licking his bloody paws.
East : A black feathered crow flies nearby.
South: *Pitch* is standing here, riding a black warhorse.


Now, after we meet back up south of keep I was back to Battered. Shame on tics bringing Hit points back, even after three tics that is too much. (Fogel you need to address this)
after battling some more me trying to get you on mobs so I can work your HP down a bit. I tried to roll a few stabs while you ran around looking for me. Then you went and sat south of gate and the only thing I could do was attempt to melee you. Even tried to make you think I wanted in so hopefully that would make you stop a bash to close the door... That worked some the flee hitting didn't work and caused a bash and took me from wounded to beat. so yes I fled, you were zerk and followed and then you got on a mob. and since you were zerk there wasn't much you could do. That is another thing Fogel should work on being zerk should not stop you from changing moods.

So ultimately did I get lucky? Sure, luck was involved. Could I have stayed in one room and Melee'd Pitch to dead? Nope, not even 1 out of 1000 times. Pitch can bitch about me being a vagina all he wants. But quite frankly who cares? I am a thief. NOT a basher get that through your head. If you PK a Thief you should know by now they are unable to melee and do any significant. I hear at one time they could actually melee but that was removed because bashers complained about them being able to. it was called precise strike? Either way, you got what you wanted. Thiefs are one trick ponies. Congrats!

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* *Pitch* makes a strange sound but is suddenly very silent as you place a curved, ruby studded knife in his back.
*Pitch* grimaces in pain.
You receive some experience points!
Your fame around the world has increased.
Your blood freezes as you hear *Pitch*'s death cry.
*Pitch* is dead! R.I.P.
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Don't be so hard on yourself Bubonic, you'll do better next time.
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That is clearly a doctored log, I am omnipotent!
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