ATTENTION: ABDUL RAHMAN

[Jack]

WRITTEN IN THE BLOOD OF ANGELS,

IT DOTH OCCURETH TO ME THAT THOU HATH ENTERED THE WORLD OF KIDSLAYERS, AND SO I DOTH WRITE THIS LETTER TO THEE.

I HAVE TRAVELED THE WORLD FROM TEET TO TEET. I HAVE FOUGHT SACRELIGIOUS BORDERGUARDS AND SLAIN TRAITOROUS WITCHES. I HAVE ALIGNED MYSELF WITH OBESE, HOT HEADED OGIERS AND PIMP DADDIES NAMED QMONEY. I HAVE EVEN BEEN BETRAYED BY A TWATWAFLLE NAMED RAIDEN. BUT NEVER HAVE I FOUND ANOTHER FERVENT PREACHER OF GOD'S HOLY WORD: MY WORD.

IF THOU CLAIMETH TO PREACH THE DIVINE SCRIPTURE OF THE HEAVENS, THEN LET US JOIN FORCES AND DESTROY ALL WHO DENOUNCE HIS IMMACULATE WORD. FOR THE RAPTURE WHICH SUMMONS THE END OF THIS WORLD DOTH BE IMMINENT, AND THOSE WHO DARE TO STAND IN THE LORD'S PATH SHALL TREMBLE WHEN THE FIRES OF DRAGONS FORGE THE ETERNAL TOMB OF MAN.

GOD HAS SPOKEN.

[Abdul]

...Lo! Whoever joins other gods with Allah or says He has a partner, Allah has forbidden Paradise, and the Hell Fire will be his abode. There will for the wrong-doers be no one to help.

Infidel must I refuse the bargain with non believers.

Your Lord inspired the angels with the message: ‘I will terrorize the unbelievers. Therefore smite them on their necks and every joint and incapacitate them. Strike off their heads and cut off each of their fingers and toes

Most expectations of such for you infidel.

[Tyson]

Galnor, you do realize that the CIA is now reading our boards? Just letting you know.

[Jack]

OKAY RAHMAN NOODLES, LOOKS LIKE YOU AND I CAN'T BE DOING BUSINESS UNTIL YOU GET TO LEARNING THAT ENGRISH.

[Abdul]

Greeting

me too learn english no fast but do hard to try much thanks many concerns

Jack you believer or no Allah praise he his name

[Jack]

ARE YOU ILLITERATE TOO, ABDROOL. HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO TELL YOU THAT I AM GOD BEFORE IT GETS THROUGH YOUR THICK TURBAN.

[Abdul]

okay so you clan me Caucasian tower now

[Jack]

IMPLY THAT I'M IN ANY WAY AFFILIATED WITH THAT DARKFRIEND INFESTED TOWER AGAIN AND I'LL DISOWN YOU.

[Jack]

TOO BAD YOUR ENGLISH IS WORSE THAN GUERRERO'S, WE COULD USE AN AMBASSADOR TO DEAL WITH THE SITTERS, WHO ARE KEEN ON DRAGGING THEIR FEET WITH DEALING WITH CIARRA'S BLATANT, REMORSELESS MURDER OF A HOLY DEITY.

[Abdul]

Most interested yes I be ambassador clan fag

Gracious I do accept and give thanks

[Semper]

Verna gave me permission to post this... But there is a new cult on the horizon.


Verna tells you, 'Don't never mind me, tell me---what am I insinuating'

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Verna tells you, 'you didn't let me'

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Verna tells you, 'Robert Jordan gave us the way'

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Verna tells you, 'we follow it'

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Verna tells you, 'that's the whole point of this mud'

[Abdul]

Most honorable cousin Verna that you it is?

[Semper]

She's seen the way, ABdul. Heed. or Die.

[Roran]

I THOUGHT I WAS YOUR MOST FERVENT FOLLOWER?!

Abdul, we must fight to the death for glory, HIS glory.