My girlfriend

[Borrex]

SO. My girlfriend is pregnant now, and we were on our way to the ultrasound. If any of you have kids you know that she needs to drink a heap of water an hour before and can't go to the toilet. So me being the awesome boyfriend that I am, I waited untill after we were done and while she was really really really busting, I went outside before her and waited for her. Then I scared the shit out of her and made her pee herself...

That's what she gets for not giving me sex while she's pregnant >:D

P.S. - HI everyone!