Northern Interference

[Jack]

A courier brings revelation from the heavens to the northern nations:

THESE PATHETIC INTERFERENCES WITH THE IMMACULATE JIHAD SET FORTH BY THE CREATOR'S EARTHLY AVATAR ARE TROUBLING. THIS IS PRECISELY WHAT THE LORD OF THE SHADOW WANTS; FOR YOU TO GET INVOLVED WITH SOMETHING THAT NEED NOT CONCERN THEE. I DEMAND THAT THE PERSON INVOLVED GET OVER HIMSELF AND KEEP TO SHARPENING THAT MASTERFUL BLADE IN HIS HANDS.

HOWEVER, IF THIS INDIVIDUAL CONTINUES TO INTERFERE, LET IT BE KNOWN THAT THE LORD OF THE SKY WILL SEE IT AS AN ACT OF AGGRESSION AGAINST HIS HOLY NAME. HIS LANDS ENCOMPASS THE ENTIRETY OF THE KNOWN WORLD.

THY LORD WOULD INVESTIGATE THE REASON FOR HIS INTERFERENCE, BUT HE ALREADY KNOWS OF THE INDIVIDUAL'S SELFISH, CORRUPT INTENTIONS. HE WILL NOT HESITATE TO SLAY THE FIEND SHOULD HE PUT FORTH MORE "REASONS" FOR INVOLVEMENT. AS A REMINDER, IF YOU SEE SOMEONE QUESTIONING THY LORD OF THE SKIES, NOTIFY ONE OF HIS FOLLOWERS AT ONCE.

Signed in the blood of angels:

Jack Bauer
God
Council of Paradise
Legend of the Skies