A FORMAL DECLARATION PENNED IN THE BLOOD OF UNWASHED HOBOS

[Otar]

CITIZENS OF THE DARK LORD'S DOMAIN.

I HEREBY DECLARE MYSELF, OTAR, TO BE A SOVEREIGN NATION.

THAT'S RIGHT BOYS AND GRILLS.

MURASH, THE DARK ONE, AND EVERYONE ELSE THAT CALLS THE BLIGHT HOME CAN...

SUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT!!!!


THAT'S RIGHT, WHAT'S COOLER THAN CAPS LOCK?

CAPS LOCK AND BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLD!!!!!

PRETTY FRIGGIN RADICAL



I KNOW WE HAD A LOT OF GOOD TIMES IN THAT HOT TUB OF YOURS MURASH, BUT FOND MEMORIES WILL NOT REVERSE MY DECISION.

I MUST LEAVE YOU ALL, AND FEND FOR MYSELF.

I HOPE THAT WE CAN CO-EXIST MR. BIG BAD GUY UPSTAIRS, BUT IF WE CANNOT I AM PREPARED TO DEFEND MYSELF FROM WHATEVER ICBM'S YOU THROW MY WAY.

ALSO I AM PREPARED TO DEFEND MYSELF FROM YOUR ASSASSINS.

NOT ONLY DO I HAVE EXCELLENT NINJA'S AND DOCTOR'S LIVING IN CLOSE PROXIMITY TO OTAR THE SOVEREIGN NATION, BUT I HAVE NINJA DOCTORS AS WELL.

BRING IT.

Signed in the blood of unwashed hobo's AND ALSO THE BLOOD OF THEIR UNWASHED AND UNBORN HOBO BABIES:

OTTTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRR!!!!

[Otar]

IN RESPONSE TO ACCUSATIONS THAT I AM NOW A LIGHT FRIEND:

HOW RETARDED CAN YOU BE?!?

I MEAN YOU.

YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE.

I AM NOW AN OF, PRONOUNCED OH-EFF, SOUNDS JUST LIKE THE ABBREVIATED FORM OF OH FUCK.

OF STANDS FOR OTAR FRIEND.

[Otar]

INB4: OTAR IS OTAR'S ONLY FRIEND.

[Evilina]

This is about my all time favorite post. lol

[Semper]

Love it!

[Semper]

You put into words all I could not.