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Crunch
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Teh suck of all suck.

Post by Crunch »

HP:Battered MV:Strong >
*Chase* leaves south, riding a black warhorse.
Mood changed to: Brave

HP:Battered MV:Strong >
bb
Bash who?

HP:Battered MV:Strong >

*Chase* has arrived from the south, riding a black warhorse.

HP:Battered MV:Strong >
*Chase* begins charging towards you.

HP:Battered MV:Strong >

* - a <--- a = kill human
Cancelled...
They don't seem to be here.

HP:Battered MV:Strong >
The last thing you see is *Chase* CHARGING towards you with what is now through
your middle.
You wish that your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!
Your fame has been diminished.
You are dead! Sorry...
Chase
Posts: 1816
Joined: Wed Jun 07, 2006 3:48 pm

Re: Teh suck of all suck.

Post by Chase »

Towards the Blight
Within the valley between rising slopes that comprise the foothills of the
Mountains of Dhoom, all view of the narrow passage of Tarwin's Gap is hidden
from plain view. The view to the north is barely more scrutable, offering only
a steep slope northwards framed by a hazy mist, almost inpenetrable to the eye.
[ Exits: n e w ]
You see almost fresh tracks of a humanoid leaving east.
You see almost fresh tracks of a humanoid leaving east.
A black warhorse is standing here, being ridden by you.
A tall trolloc spy is standing here, sneaking around.
A tall trolloc spy is standing here, sneaking around.

HP:Hurt MV:Fresh >
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Towards the Blight
The steep slope levels off here, somewhat. Enclosed between the threatening
Mountains of Dhoom, the pass opens up to the northwest, but the slope continues
to rise as well. Towards the south, a steep, unnatural ravine appears in the
plunging slope.
[ Exits: n s w ]
You see fresh tracks of a ridden mount leaving north.
You see fresh tracks of a trolloc leaving north.
A black warhorse is standing here, being ridden by you.
*Crunch* is standing here.
A tall trolloc spy is standing here, sneaking around.

HP:Hurt MV:Fresh >
0
You try to slash *Crunch*'s head, but miss.

HP:Hurt MV:Fresh - Crunch: Battered>
HP:Hurt MV:Fresh - Crunch: Battered>

* - % -
* As *Crunch* avoids your bash, you topple over and fall to the ground!

HP:Hurt MV:Fresh - Crunch: Battered>
*Crunch* sends you sprawling with a powerful bash!

HP:Hurt MV:Fresh - Crunch: Battered>
A trolloc spy tries to pound your head, but misses.

HP:Hurt MV:Fresh - Crunch: Battered>
A trolloc spy pounds your head very hard.
*Crunch* slices your legs extremely hard.

HP:Hurt MV:Fresh - Crunch: Battered>
0
*Crunch* panics, and attempts to flee!

HP:Hurt MV:Fresh - Crunch: Battered>
A trolloc spy pounds your feet hard.

HP:Wounded MV:Fresh - Crunch: Battered>
*Crunch* leaves south.

HP:Wounded MV:Fresh - a trolloc spy: Healthy>
HP:Wounded MV:Fresh - a trolloc spy: Healthy>

* *Crunch* has arrived from the south.

HP:Wounded MV:Fresh - a trolloc spy: Healthy>
A trolloc spy tries to pound your head, but misses.

HP:Wounded MV:Fresh - a trolloc spy: Healthy>
f
- Cancelled...
You panic and attempt to flee!

HP:Wounded MV:Fresh - a trolloc spy: Healthy>
Along the Mountains of Dhoom
The ground continues to slope upwards considerably, coming from the south, and
continues on an upward hike towards the west. In sharp contrast, the eastern
foothills and part of the eastern ridge rise suddenly to the north and east,
offering no pass.
[ Exits: s w ]
You see fresh tracks of a ridden mount leaving west.
You see fresh tracks of a trolloc leaving south.
A black warhorse is standing here, being ridden by you.
You flee head over heels.

HP:Wounded MV:Fresh >
1
2
You stop using a wickedly curved heron marked longsword.

HP:Wounded MV:Fresh >
You wield a delicate spear with a ruby tip.

HP:Wounded MV:Fresh >
s
s
Towards the Blight
The steep slope levels off here, somewhat. Enclosed between the threatening
Mountains of Dhoom, the pass opens up to the northwest, but the slope continues
to rise as well. Towards the south, a steep, unnatural ravine appears in the
plunging slope.
[ Exits: n s w ]
You see fresh tracks of a ridden mount leaving north.
You see fresh tracks of a trolloc leaving south.
A black warhorse is standing here, being ridden by you.
*Crunch* is standing here.
A tall trolloc spy is standing here, sneaking around.

HP:Wounded MV:Fresh >
A Dip in the Rising Heights
The surface of the terrain continues to rise, not smoothly, but steadily, until
the slope is interrupted by a steep dip in the ground. No path or alternative
route is available to skirt the massive crater-like depression, so no other
choice lies besides traversing it or turning back. The depression seems
unnatural, as if some unimagineable power had scooped a massive chunk of rock
from the ground.
[ Exits: n e ]
You see fresh tracks of Crunch leaving north.
You see fresh tracks of Crunch leaving east.
You see fresh tracks of a black warhorse (ridden) leaving north.
You see fresh tracks of Crunch leaving north.
You see fairly recent tracks of a trolloc spy leaving north.
A black warhorse is standing here, being ridden by you.

HP:Wounded MV:Fresh >
n
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Towards the Blight
The steep slope levels off here, somewhat. Enclosed between the threatening
Mountains of Dhoom, the pass opens up to the northwest, but the slope continues
to rise as well. Towards the south, a steep, unnatural ravine appears in the
plunging slope.
[ Exits: n s w ]
You see fresh tracks of a ridden mount leaving south.
You see fresh tracks of a ridden mount leaving north.
A black warhorse is standing here, being ridden by you.
*Crunch* is standing here.
A tall trolloc spy is standing here, sneaking around.

HP:Wounded MV:Fresh >
You begin charging towards *Crunch*.

HP:Wounded MV:Fresh >
= + You CHARGE *Crunch*, who doesn't get the opportunity to see his body get torn in half.
*Crunch* grimaces in pain.
You receive some experience points!
Your fame around the world has increased.
Your blood freezes as you hear *Crunch*'s death cry.
*Crunch* is dead! R.I.P.
You have acquired 2 feat points!
You have a running streak of five kills!


Sorry, I cracked up when that actually worked
Crunch
Posts: 374
Joined: Thu Dec 02, 2004 7:32 am

Re: Teh suck of all suck.

Post by Crunch »

HP:Battered MV:Fresh >
Galnor tells you, 'Your alias 'a' is 'kill simon''
Nyoga
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Joined: Sun Oct 31, 2004 1:23 am

Re: Teh suck of all suck.

Post by Nyoga »

AHAHAHAHAHAHAA
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