pwnage

[Barf]

I walked in to help crunch in some 2v1

*Mordara* has arrived from the north.
*Semper* has arrived from the north, riding a black warhorse.

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Crunch leaves north.
You follow Crunch.
A Bend in the Road
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FRESH of a ridden mount vv south vv.
FRESH of a human vv south vv.
FRESH of a trolloc vv south vv.
Crunch 'n' Munch, the General is standing here.
A deer staggers along weakly.
A deer staggers along weakly.

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You growl 'am following'

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Crunch growls 'hit '

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Crunch growls '1s'

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*Mordara* has arrived from the south.
*Semper* has arrived from the south, riding a black warhorse.

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Crunch leaves south.
You follow Crunch.
On the Broken Stone Road
[ Exits: n u ]
FRESH of a ridden mount ^^ north ^^.
FRESH of a human ^^ north ^^.
Crunch 'n' Munch, the General is standing here.
A scrawny sickly-looking deer limps here.

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Crunch leaves north.
You follow Crunch.
A Bend in the Road
[ Exits: e s ]
FRESH of a trolloc vv south vv.
FRESH of a trolloc vv south vv.
FRESH of a ridden mount vv south vv.
Crunch 'n' Munch, the General is standing here.
*Semper* is standing here, riding a black warhorse.
*Mordara* is standing here.
A deer staggers along weakly.
A deer staggers along weakly.

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kill human
*Mordara* tries to slice your arms, but misses.

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Crunch leaves east.

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You do the best you can!

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*Semper* tries to strike your hands, but misses.

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% Crunch narrates, 'i beat'

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- *Semper* tries to strike your arms, but misses.
*Mordara* tries to slice your arms, but misses.

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Crunch narrates, 'brt'

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* As *Mordara* avoids your bash, you topple over and fall to the ground!

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Crunch has arrived from the east.

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Crunch hacks *Semper*'s legs extremely hard.

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A corrupted hound of the shadow has arrived from the east.
Mood changed to: Brave

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*Mordara* slices your body hard.

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Crunch grunts in pain as flames from *Semper* lick his skin.

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Crunch sends *Semper* sprawling with a powerful bash!

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* Your bash at *Mordara* sends her sprawling!

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Crunch hacks *Semper*'s shoulders into bloody fragments!
You try to thrash *Mordara*'s body, but miss.

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Crunch hacks *Semper*'s legs into bloody fragments!
You thrash *Mordara*'s body into bloody fragments!

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They already seem stunned!

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They already seem stunned!

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Crunch panics, and attempts to flee!

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They already seem stunned!

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They already seem stunned!

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Crunch tries to hack *Semper*'s feet, but misses.
You try to thrash *Mordara*'s head, but miss.

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* Crunch leaves south.

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*Semper* tries to strike your head, but misses.

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* Your bash at *Mordara* sends her sprawling!
Your bash at *Semper* sends him sprawling!

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Crunch has arrived from the south.

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Crunch hacks *Semper*'s body into bloody fragments!

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A corrupted hound of the shadow tries to maul *Semper*'s head, but misses.
A corrupted hound of the shadow mauls *Semper*'s legs.
Crunch hacks *Semper*'s hands into bloody fragments!
*Semper* is incapacitated and will slowly die, if not aided.
You thrash *Mordara*'s arms into bloody fragments!

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A corrupted hound of the shadow mauls *Semper*'s legs into bloody fragments!
Your blood freezes as you hear *Semper*'s death cry.
*Semper* is dead! R.I.P.
You thrash *Mordara*'s hands into bloody fragments!

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Crunch hacks *Mordara*'s body into bloody fragments!
You receive your share of experience.
Your fame around the world has increased.
Your blood freezes as you hear *Mordara*'s death cry.
*Mordara* is dead! R.I.P.