Barf's Berserk Thread

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Barf
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Barf's Berserk Thread

Post by Barf »

In order to not post new threads when I get close berserk kills, here is an ongoing one! Add yours if you want (must be below 30 or so hps and berserk when you get the kill).

Players in your Zone
--------------------
Barf - A Cobblestone Lane
You sense the presence of channelers nearby.

HP:Battered SHP:Excellent MV:Fresh - Danai: Beaten>
You strike *Danai*'s arms very hard.
You strike *Danai*'s body very hard.
A hardened Shienaran soldier tries to slash your head, but misses.

HP:Battered SHP:Excellent MV:Fresh - Danai: Critical>
You still have another 2 seconds before you can do that again.

HP:Battered SHP:Excellent MV:Fresh - Danai: Critical>
You still have another 1 seconds before you can do that again.

HP:Battered SHP:Excellent MV:Fresh - Danai: Critical>
Your kick hits *Danai* in the solar plexus!

HP:Battered SHP:Excellent MV:Fresh - Danai: Critical>
*Danai* says 'level 4 mc'

HP:Battered SHP:Excellent MV:Fresh - Danai: Critical>
You try to strike *Danai*'s hands, but miss.
You try to strike *Danai*'s hands, but miss.
A hardened Shienaran soldier tries to slash your body, but misses.
A hardened Shienaran soldier tries to slash your legs, but misses.

HP:Battered SHP:Excellent MV:Fresh - Danai: Critical>
HP:Battered SHP:Excellent MV:Fresh - Danai: Critical>

*
-
%
- A hardened Shienaran soldier tries to slash your feet, but misses.
A hardened Shienaran soldier tries to slash your legs, but misses.

HP:Battered SHP:Excellent MV:Fresh - Danai: Critical>
*Danai* gestures at you, and you feel yourself sinking into quicksand.
*Danai* gestures towards Barf, and the ground under him turns to quicksand.

HP:Battered SHP:Excellent MV:Fresh - Danai: Critical>
A hardened Shienaran soldier slashes your head hard.
A hardened Shienaran soldier tries to slash your legs, but misses.

HP:Battered SHP:Excellent MV:Fresh - Danai: Critical>
The feeling of molten lava inside of you causes your vision to blur, and the feeling quickly
dissipates, but not the pain left behind.
You wish that your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!

HP:Beaten SHP:Excellent MV:Fresh - Danai: Critical>
A hardened Shienaran soldier tries to slash your legs, but misses.
A hardened Shienaran soldier tries to slash your body, but misses.
*Danai* pierces your arms hard.
You wish that your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!

HP:Critical SHP:Excellent MV:Fresh - Danai: Critical>
HP:Critical SHP:Excellent MV:Fresh - Danai: Critical>

*
-
%
-
A hardened Shienaran soldier tries to slash your waist, but misses.
A hardened Shienaran soldier tries to slash your body, but misses.

HP:Critical SHP:Excellent MV:Fresh - Danai: Critical>
*Danai* lifts her hand in your direction, and you feel the stinging pain as fire blisters your skin.
You wish that your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!

HP:Critical SHP:Excellent MV:Fresh - Danai: Critical>

* As *Danai* avoids your bash, you topple over and fall to the ground!
Your bash at a hardened Shienaran soldier sends him sprawling!

HP:Critical SHP:Excellent MV:Fresh - Danai: Critical>
You panic and attempt to flee!

HP:Critical SHP:Excellent MV:Fresh - Danai: Critical>
*Danai* lifts her hand in your direction, and you feel the stinging pain as fire blisters your skin.
You wish that your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!

HP:Critical SHP:Excellent MV:Fresh - Danai: Critical>
A hardened Shienaran soldier tries to slash your legs, but misses.
*Danai* tries to pierce your body, but misses.

HP:Critical SHP:Excellent MV:Fresh - Danai: Critical>
Fork in the Lane
[ Exits: n e s w ]
An ancient iron bell hangs from the tower, covered in faded scrollwork.
An old wooden bell tower leans to one side as if about to collapse.
A twisted shadow stallion is standing here, being ridden by you.
You flee head over heels.

HP:Critical SHP:Excellent MV:Fresh >
You have 13(433) hit, 120(128) shadow points, and 260(260) movement points.
You have scored 396670168 exp, 1630 total quest points
You need 603329831 exp to reach your next level.
You have been playing for 32 days and 16 hours.
You have gathered 345 Weave Points so far.
This ranks you as Barf the Myddraal (level 50)
You are in the following clans:
Ghob'hlin : 1563 Quest Points, rank 9, 537 Quest Points to rank.
Myrddraal : 67 Quest Points, rank 1, -52 Quest Points to rank.
You are currently on a 8 kill streak.
You have acquired 15 feat points.
Your current Arena ranking is Soldier.
You are riding a twisted shadow stallion.
Your mount is full of energy.
You are standing.

HP:Critical SHP:Excellent MV:Fresh >
kill human
Mood changed to: Berserk

HP:Critical SHP:Excellent MV:Fresh >
kill human
They don't seem to be here.
kill human

HP:Critical SHP:Excellent MV:Fresh >
They don't seem to be here.

HP:Critical SHP:Excellent MV:Fresh >
kill human
They don't seem to be here.

HP:Critical SHP:Excellent MV:Fresh >
kill human
They don't seem to be here.

HP:Critical SHP:Excellent MV:Fresh >
*Danai* has arrived from the north.
kill human

HP:Critical SHP:Excellent MV:Fresh >
You try to strike *Danai*'s head, but miss.

HP:Critical SHP:Excellent MV:Fresh - Danai: Critical>
You do the best you can!

HP:Critical SHP:Excellent MV:Fresh - Danai: Critical>
*Danai* tries to pierce your legs, but misses.
You strike *Danai*'s arms very hard.
*Danai* is mortally wounded, and will die soon, if not aided.
You strike *Danai*'s hands into bloody fragments!
You receive some experience points!
Your fame around the world has increased.
Your blood freezes as you hear *Danai*'s death cry.
*Danai* is dead! R.I.P.

HP:Critical SHP:Excellent MV:Fresh >
You have a running streak of nine kills!
Kick who?
Barf
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Re: Barf's Berserk Thread

Post by Barf »

Here was a close one. 2 channelers, I went berserk. Had 56 hps, then had a create fire and one melee hit so I was about 25 hps at the end.

Road Outside a Brokendown Building
[ Exits: n s w ]
A twisted shadow stallion is standing here, being ridden by you.
*Semper* is standing here.

HP:Battered SHP:Full MV:Fresh >
kill human
*Semper* puts a light leather flask in a brown bag.

HP:Battered SHP:Full MV:Fresh >
You try to strike *Semper*'s body, but miss.

HP:Battered SHP:Full MV:Fresh - Semper: Wounded>
HP:Battered SHP:Full MV:Fresh - Semper: Wounded>

*
*Semper* tries to strike your legs, but misses.

HP:Battered SHP:Full MV:Fresh - Semper: Wounded>
-
%
-

* Your bash at *Semper* sends him sprawling!

HP:Battered SHP:Full MV:Fresh - Semper: Wounded>
You strike *Semper*'s body into bloody fragments!

HP:Battered SHP:Full MV:Fresh - Semper: Wounded>
Mood changed to: Brave

HP:Battered SHP:Full MV:Fresh - Semper: Wounded>
You tap into a dark power, enhancing your attack speed.

HP:Battered SHP:Full MV:Fresh - Semper: Wounded>
You are a 131 year old male myrddraal.
Your mood is currently: Brave
Your height is 7 feet, 4 inches, weight 240 pounds, weight carried 0.0 lbs, worn: 51.3 lbs.
Offensive Bonus: 185 Dodge Bonus: 96, Parry Bonus: 163
Your abilities are: Str: 21, Int: 16, Wis: 12, Dex: 17, Con: 19
You have died 326 times, 255 times to other players, 71 times to monsters, and killed 160 other
worthy players.
Your armor absorbs 31% damage on average.
You are affected by:
SHADOW RAGE 11
NOTICE 9
NO QUIT 6

HP:Battered SHP:Full MV:Fresh - Semper: Wounded>
You strike *Semper*'s head extremely hard.
You strike *Semper*'s head into bloody fragments!

HP:Battered SHP:Excellent MV:Fresh - Semper: Battered>
Your kick hits *Semper* in the solar plexus!

HP:Battered SHP:Excellent MV:Fresh - Semper: Battered>
They already seem stunned!

HP:Battered SHP:Excellent MV:Fresh - Semper: Battered>
They already seem stunned!

HP:Battered SHP:Excellent MV:Fresh - Semper: Battered>
HP:Battered SHP:Excellent MV:Fresh - Semper: Battered>

*
-
%
Flames sent by *Semper* cause your skin to blister and char.
You wish that your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!

HP:Beaten SHP:Excellent MV:Fresh - Semper: Battered>
-

* Your bash at *Semper* sends him sprawling!
You strike *Semper*'s feet extremely hard.
You strike *Semper*'s body very hard.

HP:Beaten SHP:Excellent MV:Fresh - Semper: Battered>
You have 104(433) hit, 124(128) shadow points, and 260(260) movement points.
You have scored 396669411 exp, 1627 total quest points
You need 603330588 exp to reach your next level.
You have been playing for 32 days and 20 hours.
You have gathered 360 Weave Points so far.
This ranks you as Barf the Myddraal (level 50)
You are in the following clans:
Ghob'hlin : 1563 Quest Points, rank 9, 537 Quest Points to rank.
Myrddraal : 64 Quest Points, rank 1, -49 Quest Points to rank.
You are currently on a 9 kill streak.
You have acquired 15 feat points.
Your current Arena ranking is Soldier.
You are riding a twisted shadow stallion.
Your mount is full of energy.
You are fighting Semper.

HP:Beaten SHP:Excellent MV:Fresh - Semper: Battered>
Mood changed to: Berserk

HP:Beaten SHP:Excellent MV:Fresh - Semper: Battered>
You strike *Semper*'s hands very hard.
You strike *Semper*'s legs very hard.

HP:Beaten SHP:Excellent MV:Fresh - Semper: Beaten>
You still have another 1 seconds before you can do that again.

HP:Beaten SHP:Excellent MV:Fresh - Semper: Beaten>
They already seem stunned!

HP:Beaten SHP:Excellent MV:Fresh - Semper: Beaten>
Your kick hits *Semper* in the solar plexus!

HP:Beaten SHP:Excellent MV:Fresh - Semper: Beaten>
They already seem stunned!

HP:Beaten SHP:Excellent MV:Fresh - Semper: Beaten>
You try to strike *Semper*'s legs, but miss.
You try to strike *Semper*'s body, but miss.
*Semper* tries to strike your legs, but misses.

HP:Beaten SHP:Excellent MV:Fresh - Semper: Beaten>

*
-
*Semper* panics, and attempts to flee!

HP:Beaten SHP:Excellent MV:Fresh - Semper: Beaten>
%
*Semper* leaves west.

HP:Beaten SHP:Excellent MV:Fresh >
-

* They must have left already...

HP:Beaten SHP:Excellent MV:Fresh >
kill human
You cannot ride in there!

HP:Beaten SHP:Excellent MV:Fresh >
They don't seem to be here.

HP:Beaten SHP:Excellent MV:Fresh >
HP:Beaten SHP:Excellent MV:Fresh >
kill human
*Semper* has arrived from the west.

HP:Beaten SHP:Excellent MV:Fresh >
kill human
You try to strike *Semper*'s legs, but miss.

HP:Beaten SHP:Excellent MV:Fresh - Semper: Beaten>
You do the best you can!

HP:Beaten SHP:Excellent MV:Fresh - Semper: Beaten>
HP:Beaten SHP:Excellent MV:Fresh - Semper: Beaten>
*Semper* tries to strike your legs, but misses.

HP:Beaten SHP:Excellent MV:Fresh - Semper: Beaten>

* *Semper* panics, and attempts to flee!

HP:Beaten SHP:Excellent MV:Fresh - Semper: Beaten>
-
*Semper* leaves west.

HP:Beaten SHP:Excellent MV:Fresh >
%
-

* They must have left already...
A muscular weaponsmith yells, 'I've just finished smithing a pair of resilient platinum greaves! See
my apprentice if you're interested.'

HP:Beaten SHP:Excellent MV:Fresh >
kill human
*Semper* has arrived from the west.

HP:Beaten SHP:Excellent MV:Fresh >
kill human
kill human
You try to strike *Semper*'s feet, but miss.

HP:Beaten SHP:Excellent MV:Fresh - Semper: Beaten>
You do the best you can!

HP:Beaten SHP:Excellent MV:Fresh - Semper: Beaten>
You do the best you can!

HP:Beaten SHP:Excellent MV:Fresh - Semper: Beaten>
HP:Beaten SHP:Excellent MV:Fresh - Semper: Beaten>
*Semper* panics, and attempts to flee!

HP:Beaten SHP:Excellent MV:Fresh - Semper: Beaten>

*
-
% *Semper* leaves south.

HP:Beaten SHP:Excellent MV:Fresh >
kill human
-
Cancelled...
Bend in the Outer Road
[ Exits: n w ]
A twisted shadow stallion is standing here, being ridden by you.
*Semper* is standing here.
You feel the presence of someone nearby....

HP:Beaten SHP:Excellent MV:Fresh >
You strike *Semper*'s legs hard.

HP:Beaten SHP:Excellent MV:Fresh - Semper: Beaten>
HP:Beaten SHP:Excellent MV:Fresh - Semper: Beaten>

*
-
%
-
Flames sent by *Semper* cause your skin to blister and char.
You wish that your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!

HP:Beaten SHP:Excellent MV:Fresh - Semper: Beaten>

* Your bash at *Semper* sends him sprawling!

HP:Beaten SHP:Excellent MV:Fresh - Semper: Beaten>
You strike *Semper*'s shoulders very hard.
You strike *Semper*'s legs very hard.

HP:Beaten SHP:Full MV:Fresh - Semper: Critical>
You strike *Semper*'s legs into bloody fragments!
You strike *Semper*'s body extremely hard.
You receive some experience points!
Your fame around the world has increased.
Your blood freezes as you hear *Semper*'s death cry.
*Semper* is dead! R.I.P.

HP:Beaten SHP:Excellent MV:Fresh >
You have a running streak of ten kills!

HP:Beaten SHP:Excellent MV:Fresh >
*Danai* tries to backstab you, but you avoid her!

HP:Beaten SHP:Excellent MV:Fresh - Danai: Battered>
No way! You're fighting for your life!

HP:Beaten SHP:Excellent MV:Fresh - Danai: Battered>
No way! You're fighting for your life!

HP:Beaten SHP:Excellent MV:Fresh - Danai: Battered>
No way! You're fighting for your life!

HP:Beaten SHP:Excellent MV:Fresh - Danai: Battered>
HP:Beaten SHP:Excellent MV:Fresh - Danai: Battered>

*
-
%
-

*
As *Danai* avoids your bash, you topple over and fall to the ground!

HP:Beaten SHP:Excellent MV:Fresh - Danai: Battered>
You miss your kick at *Danai*'s groin, much to her relief...

HP:Beaten SHP:Excellent MV:Fresh - Danai: Battered>
HP:Beaten SHP:Excellent MV:Fresh - Danai: Battered>

*
-
Flames sent by *Danai* cause your skin to blister and char.
You wish that your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!

HP:Critical SHP:Excellent MV:Fresh - Danai: Battered>
%
-

* Your bash at *Danai* sends her sprawling!

HP:Critical SHP:Excellent MV:Fresh - Danai: Battered>
You strike *Danai*'s legs extremely hard.
You strike *Danai*'s head very hard.

HP:Critical SHP:Excellent MV:Fresh - Danai: Battered>
You are a 131 year old male myrddraal.
Your mood is currently: Berserk
Your height is 7 feet, 4 inches, weight 240 pounds, weight carried 0.0 lbs, worn: 51.3 lbs.
Offensive Bonus: 211 Dodge Bonus: 85, Parry Bonus: 144
Your abilities are: Str: 21, Int: 16, Wis: 12, Dex: 17, Con: 19
You have died 326 times, 255 times to other players, 71 times to monsters, and killed 161 other
worthy players.
Your armor absorbs 31% damage on average.
You are affected by:
SHADOW RAGE 10
NOTICE 8
NO QUIT 6

HP:Critical SHP:Excellent MV:Fresh - Danai: Battered>

-------------- Players --------------

Barf the Myddraal [The Puke Slayer]
Nicotine Polacrilex (linkless)

-------------- Stats --------------

Currently active: 4 humans 1 trollocs.
Today there was a high of 6 players.
The record high of 26 players was reached on 05-05-2010.

HP:Critical SHP:Excellent MV:Fresh - Danai: Battered>
You try to strike *Danai*'s head, but miss.
You strike *Danai*'s body extremely hard.

HP:Critical SHP:Excellent MV:Fresh - Danai: Beaten>
You still have another 1 seconds before you can do that again.

HP:Critical SHP:Excellent MV:Fresh - Danai: Beaten>
They already seem stunned!

HP:Critical SHP:Excellent MV:Fresh - Danai: Beaten>
You miss your kick at *Danai*'s groin, much to her relief...

HP:Critical SHP:Excellent MV:Fresh - Danai: Beaten>
A hulking tailor yells, 'I've just finished tailoring a supple silk gown! See my apprentice if
you're interested.'

HP:Critical SHP:Excellent MV:Fresh - Danai: Beaten>
HP:Critical SHP:Excellent MV:Fresh - Danai: Beaten>

*
-
%
-

* As *Danai* avoids your bash, you topple over and fall to the ground!

HP:Critical SHP:Excellent MV:Fresh - Danai: Beaten>
You have 56(433) hit, 122(128) shadow points, and 260(260) movement points.
You have scored 396669411 exp, 1627 total quest points
You need 603330588 exp to reach your next level.
You have been playing for 32 days and 20 hours.
You have gathered 374 Weave Points so far.
This ranks you as Barf the Myddraal (level 50)
You are in the following clans:
Ghob'hlin : 1563 Quest Points, rank 9, 537 Quest Points to rank.
Myrddraal : 64 Quest Points, rank 1, -49 Quest Points to rank.
You are currently on a 10 kill streak.
You have acquired 15 feat points.
Your current Arena ranking is Soldier.
You are riding a twisted shadow stallion.
Your mount is full of energy.
You are fighting Danai.

HP:Critical SHP:Excellent MV:Fresh - Danai: Beaten>
HP:Critical SHP:Excellent MV:Fresh - Danai: Beaten>

*
- Flames sent by *Danai* cause your skin to blister and char.
You wish that your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!

HP:Critical SHP:Excellent MV:Fresh - Danai: Beaten>
%
*Danai* barely pierces your body.
You wish that your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!

HP:Critical SHP:Excellent MV:Fresh - Danai: Beaten>
-

* Your bash at *Danai* sends her sprawling!

HP:Critical SHP:Excellent MV:Fresh - Danai: Beaten>
You strike *Danai*'s body into bloody fragments!
You strike *Danai*'s body very hard.

HP:Critical SHP:Excellent MV:Fresh - Danai: Critical>
You grin evilly.

HP:Critical SHP:Excellent MV:Fresh - Danai: Critical>
You strike *Danai*'s hands very hard.
You strike *Danai*'s legs very hard.

HP:Critical SHP:Excellent MV:Fresh - Danai: Critical>
Your kick at *Danai*'s face splits her head open -- yummy!
*Danai* is mortally wounded, and will die soon, if not aided.

HP:Critical SHP:Excellent MV:Fresh - Danai: Mortally Wounded>
You wave.

HP:Critical SHP:Excellent MV:Fresh - Danai: Mortally Wounded>
You strike *Danai*'s legs into bloody fragments!
You receive some experience points!
Your fame around the world has increased.
Your blood freezes as you hear *Danai*'s death cry.
*Danai* is dead! R.I.P.

HP:Critical SHP:Excellent MV:Fresh >
Achievement Unlocked: Running Riot

**Barf has unlocked an achievement: Running Riot!**
You have acquired 4 feat points!
You have earned the Anti-Life title!
You have a running streak of eleven kills!
Type quick select to select this title right now.
Barf
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Re: Barf's Berserk Thread

Post by Barf »

LOL.

Bend in the Outer Road
[ Exits: n w ]
The corpse of a Dha'vol trolloc is lying here.
The corpse of Danai is lying here. <----- lets bring eq back to fd for them!
The corpse of Semper is lying here.
A twisted shadow stallion has arrived from the north.

HP:Scratched SHP:Full MV:Excellent >
You see nothing special..
When you look inside, you see:
corpse (here):
a pair of leather banded shoes
a pair of thin metal leggings
a crescent bladed axe
a pair of chainmail gloves
a loose copper belt
a pair of chainmail sleeves
a pair of worn metal shoulder pads
a close-fitting chainmail tunic
a worn out helmet
a patch of wool

HP:Scratched SHP:Full MV:Excellent >
Players in your Zone
--------------------
Barf - Bend in the Outer Road <----- make sure they aren't zone

HP:Scratched SHP:Full MV:Excellent >
Bend in the Outer Road
The road bends here around the corner of the building. The walls are full of
holes that are just small enough that you can't fit through them. The walls
bend around the at one time bustling village.
[ Exits: n w ]
The corpse of a Dha'vol trolloc is lying here.
The corpse of Danai is lying here.
The corpse of Semper is lying here.
A tainted shadow stallion snorts and stamps a hoof impatiently.

HP:Scratched SHP:Full MV:Excellent >
Suddenly, Someone stabs you in the back! <-------- something went wrong here!
That really did HURT!
You wish that your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!
You have been severely wounded, you can no longer move around as quickly!

HP:Critical SHP:Full MV:Excellent - Danai: Beaten>
You try to strike *Danai*'s feet, but miss.
*Danai* barely pierces your body.
You wish that your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!

HP:Critical SHP:Full MV:Excellent - Danai: Beaten>
You are BERSERK! Can you not feel the MADNESS?! <-------- Oh shit.
HP:Critical SHP:Full MV:Excellent - Danai: Beaten>
No way! You're fighting for your life! <------------ lost my 1 pulse needed for a possible kill bash

HP:Critical SHP:Full MV:Excellent - Danai: Beaten>
HP:Critical SHP:Full MV:Excellent - Danai: Beaten>

*
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%
-
The last thing you see before you are consumed by a roaring fire is *Danai*'s smirk.
You wish that your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!
Your fame has been diminished.
You are dead! Sorry...
Crossroads of Shadows
[ Exits: n d ]
A fountain of stacked stone gushes cool water here.
A crumbling stone well is here, ready to collapse.
The Guardian of Life stands here, ever vigilant.

You feel completely drained of all of your strength...
You have lost your kill streak!

HP:Critical SHP:Full MV:Burning >

Need to remember to unzerk here haha.
Danai
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Re: Barf's Berserk Thread

Post by Danai »

was so hoping you wouldn't notice the dead troloc that wasn't there before :P
Barf
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Re: Barf's Berserk Thread

Post by Barf »

I noticed it, but when I hit where I saw that you weren't zone (I'm guessing that sense doesn't work when you are hidden).
Angyr
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Re: Barf's Berserk Thread

Post by Angyr »

Kinda looked like you didn't have notice on either
Danai
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Re: Barf's Berserk Thread

Post by Danai »

wanna seeeee something funny?

(Cost: 2), (80%), (good)
Hide (Cost: 2), (85%), (very good)
Sneak (Cost: 2), (89%), (superb)
Dodge (Cost: 2), (99%), (superb)
Shield Parry (Cost: 3), (93%), (superb)
Notice (Cost: 2), (89%), (Level 7)
Ride (Cost: 3), (71%), (Level 5)
Short Blades (Cost: 2), (95%), (superb)
New Tongue (Cost: 0), (100%), (superb)
Mixing (Cost: 1), (10%), (awful)
Herbalism (Cost: 1), (43%), (average)
ROFL
Danai
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Re: Barf's Berserk Thread

Post by Danai »

HOWL'


HP:Hurt SP:Weakening MV:Excellent >
*Barf* gets a hunk of rotting human flesh from a large traveler's backpack.

HP:Hurt SP:Weakening MV:Excellent >
wehre
What?!?

HP:Hurt SP:Weakening MV:Excellent >
k
*Barf* tries to strike your feet, but misses.
You do the best you can!

HP:Hurt SP:Weakening MV:Excellent - Barf: Beaten>
fs
You're hit in solar plexus, wow, this is breathtaking!!

HP:Hurt SP:Weakening MV:Excellent - Barf: Beaten>
You begin channeling the appropriate flows...

HP:Hurt SP:Weakening MV:Excellent - Barf: Beaten>
= = + Okay.
Your flows of Fire blossom into flames which hit *Barf*, causing his a lot of pain.

HP:Hurt SP:Weakening MV:Excellent - Barf: Beaten>
fs
You begin channeling the appropriate flows...

HP:Hurt SP:Weakening MV:Excellent - Barf: Beaten>
You dodge a bash from *Barf* who loses his balance and falls!

HP:Hurt SP:Weakening MV:Excellent - Barf: Beaten>
= = + Okay.
Your flows of Fire blossom into flames which hit *Barf*, causing his a lot of pain.

HP:Hurt SP:Flickering MV:Excellent - Barf: Critical>
fs
You begin channeling the appropriate flows...

HP:Hurt SP:Flickering MV:Excellent - Barf: Critical>
= = You dodge a bash from *Barf* who loses his balance and falls!

HP:Hurt SP:Flickering MV:Excellent - Barf: Critical>
+ Okay.
Your flows of Fire blossom into flames which hit *Barf*, causing his a lot of pain.

HP:Hurt SP:Flickering MV:Excellent - Barf: Critical>
fs
You begin channeling the appropriate flows...

HP:Hurt SP:Flickering MV:Excellent - Barf: Critical>
*Barf* tries to strike your waist, but misses.
*Barf* tries to strike your body, but misses.
You're hit in solar plexus, wow, this is breathtaking!!
Cancelled...

HP:Hurt SP:Flickering MV:Excellent - Barf: Critical>
fs
You begin channeling the appropriate flows...

HP:Hurt SP:Flickering MV:Excellent - Barf: Critical>
= = + Okay.
Your flames surround *Barf* and then disappear, leaving a crispy corpse behind.
You receive some experience points!
Your fame around the world has increased.
Your blood freezes as you hear *Barf*'s death cry.
*Barf* is dead! R.I.P.
Semper
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Re: Barf's Berserk Thread

Post by Semper »

HP:Critical SP:Good MV:Good >
n
Captain's Quarters
The room emits a stench fouler then anything imaginable. It seems tutorage
Murash has added a personal touch to his chamber. A body stands chained to the
wall, mutilated and tortured beyond recognition. His bloodstained sword hangs
just within reach in case of an incompetent trolloc. A few corpses lie fresh
in the corner giving you the feeling he's not a fade you want to anger.
You notice a SIGN hanging over the door.
[ Exits: s ]
A white stallion is standing here, being ridden by you.
*Barf* is standing here, riding a twisted shadow stallion.
An elite guard of Djevik Ba is standing here on patrol.
An elite guard of Djevik Ba is standing here on patrol.
An elite guard of Djevik Ba is standing here on patrol.
An elite guard of Djevik Ba is standing here on patrol.
An elite guard of Djevik Ba is standing here on patrol.
An elite guard of Djevik Ba is standing here on patrol.
Wearing a hood blacker than black stands Murash, the brutal myrddraal of the Southern Keep.
A menacing, maniacal looking trolloc stands here, guarding the door.
A crow has arrived from the south.

HP:Critical SP:Good MV:Good >
v <----- MISTAKE ! I had to hit him first... It dawned at me at that moment.
You begin channeling the appropriate flows...

HP:Critical SP:Good MV:Good >
You are interrupted and stop what you are doing.
*Barf* strikes your body.
You wish that your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!

HP:Critical SP:Good MV:Good - Barf: Critical>
Barf closes the irondoor.

HP:Critical SP:Good MV:Good - Barf: Critical>
v
You begin channeling the appropriate flows...

HP:Critical SP:Good MV:Good - Barf: Critical>
You're hit in solar plexus, wow, this is breathtaking!! <------ DAMNIT !
Cancelled...
You wish that your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!

HP:Critical SP:Good MV:Good - Barf: Critical>
v
*Barf* tries to strike your body, but misses.
*Barf* strikes your hands hard.
You're stunned, but will probably regain consciousness again.

HP:Stunned SP:Good MV:Good - Barf: Critical>
You begin channeling the appropriate flows...

HP:Stunned SP:Good MV:Good - Barf: Critical>
= You are interrupted and stop what you are doing.
A large iron-clad trolloc thrashes your feet into bloody fragments!
You wish that your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!
You feel the taint slowly fade away.
You are dead! Sorry...
Crossroads of Fate
Barf
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Re: Barf's Berserk Thread

Post by Barf »

Sorry for going murash there, but I was way low!
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Re: Barf's Berserk Thread

Post by Semper »

n
The Massive Northern Gates of Fal Dara
Dominated by the large, iron bound gates to the north, this stone courtyard is
used as a marshalling ground for the soldiers of Shienar. The uneven stones
that make up the ground are worn smooth from centuries of use by both man and
beast.
[ Exits: n e s w ]
A black warhorse is standing here, being ridden by you.
A high-rank Shienaran soldier is standing here.
A high-rank Shienaran soldier is standing here.
A high-rank Shienaran soldier is standing here.
A high-rank Shienaran soldier is standing here.
The gatekeeper is here, watching over the gate.

HP:Critical SP:Full MV:Fresh >
x
They don't seem to be here.

HP:Critical SP:Full MV:Fresh >
x
They don't seem to be here.

HP:Critical SP:Full MV:Fresh >
sei
*Barf* has arrived from the south, riding a twisted shadow stallion.

HP:Critical SP:Full MV:Fresh >
x
*Barf* strikes your body very hard.
You wish that your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!

HP:Critical SP:Full MV:Fresh - Barf: Beaten>
x
You grasp for saidin and feel it surge through your body.
You feel the filth of the taint seep through your body.

HP:Critical SP:Full MV:Fresh - Barf: Beaten>
v
You do the best you can!

HP:Critical SP:Full MV:Fresh - Barf: Beaten>
You do the best you can!

HP:Critical SP:Full MV:Fresh - Barf: Beaten>
A high-rank Shienaran soldier assists you!
A high-rank Shienaran soldier assists a high-rank Shienaran soldier.
A high-rank Shienaran soldier tries to cleave *Barf*'s body, but misses.
A high-rank Shienaran soldier tries to cleave *Barf*'s head, but misses.
The north gate keeper slashes *Barf*'s legs.

HP:Critical SP:Full MV:Fresh - Barf: Critical>
You begin channeling the appropriate flows...

HP:Critical SP:Full MV:Fresh - Barf: Critical>
= The north gate keeper slashes *Barf*'s body.
A high-rank Shienaran soldier cleaves *Barf*'s hands.
A high-rank Shienaran soldier cleaves *Barf*'s hands.
A high-rank Shienaran soldier tries to cleave *Barf*'s body, but misses.
A high-rank Shienaran soldier tries to cleave *Barf*'s body, but misses.

HP:Critical SP:Full MV:Fresh - Barf: Critical>
= + Okay.
Your flows of Fire blossom into flames which hit *Barf*, causing his a lot of pain.

HP:Critical SP:Excellent MV:Fresh - Barf: Critical>
*Barf* sends you sprawling with a powerful bash!
You wish that your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!

HP:Critical SP:Excellent MV:Fresh - Barf: Critical>
v
The north gate keeper slashes *Barf*'s body.
Your blood freezes as you hear *Barf*'s death cry.
*Barf* is dead! R.I.P.
Barf
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Re: Barf's Berserk Thread

Post by Barf »

What you don't see in the previous log was that semper is naked!
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