RE: JIHAD

[Jack]

as soon as you declare the valon guard to serve and protect tar valon AND the white tower, along with the Aes Sedai, accepted and novices who are in it. Declare your side beside the white tower in the war against thw murandian cavalry and the Children of the light and male channelers, THEN and only then will your warrant be taken to the hall for voting to see if it is removed.

OKAY, WE ARE MAKING PROGRESS. IT SOUNDS LIKE YOU ARE WILLING TO NEGOTIATE WITH THE LORD AND HIS FOLLOWERS AFTER ALL.

THY LORD GOD WILL ACCEPT THOSE TERMS BUT ONLY IF TWO THINGS HAPPEN FIRST:

1) CIARRA SEDAI IS REPRIMANDED PROPERLY AND ISSUES A FORMAL APOLOGY FOR UNJUSTLY MURDERING A HOLY FIGURE. IN CASE YOU MISSED IT: SHE MURDERED ME IN COLD BLOOD WHILE I ATTEMPTED TO ASSIST HER IN CAPTURING A VILLAIN NAMED SEMPER.

2) THY LORD GOD IS PARDONED PRIOR TO SWEARING THE WORDS IN YOUR TERMS.

UNTIL YOU ADDRESS THIS ISSUE, I WILL CATEGORICALLY UNLEASH A HEAVENLY FURY UPON YOU ALL. I ABSOLUTELY REFUSE TO "SERVE AND PROTECT" A GROUP OF BANDITS WHO WILL HARM ITS PROTECTORS WITHOUT JUST CAUSE.

AWAITING YOUR GROVELING REPLY.

[Semper]

Kyrana's Word: Word of a potential Darkfriend.

Do not be deceived, JACK.

[Jack]

DO I LOOK LIKE A DUMBASS TO YOU?

[Evilina]

When I look at your new avatar dumb ass isn't the word that springs to mind.

[Jack]

I AM TRYING TO NEGOTIATE WITH KYRANA YOU PIGS

[Abdul]

Infidels, fear Allah and seek the way to approach Him, striving hard, fighting Jihad with all your might in His Cause that you may be successful. As for the disbelievers who worship the false gods, if you had everything on earth, two times over, to give as ransom for the penalty of the Day of Doom, it would never be accepted from you. Yours will be a painful torment. You will desire to get out of the fire, but you shall not be released from it. You shall have an everlasting torture.

Much salutations many you need make extreme obeisance and give praise to Allah not false gods.

[Jack]

SENT A PIGEON TO LIKE FIVE AES SEDAI, KYRANA INCLUDED, REHASHING THIS ISSUE.

IT SURE TAKES A LOT TO GET SOMEONE TO GIVE A DAMN ABOUT BLATANT DARKFRIEND BEHAVIOR.

[Jack]

GOD AND HIS MOST TRUSTED DISCIPLE LAMGWINETTE ARE RECRUITING A NEW MEMBER TO THE VALON GUARD WHO SHALL HENCEFORTH SERVE AS CHIEF INTELLIGENCE OFFICER AND ROUTE ALL SCUMBAG DARKFRIENDS.

[Jack]

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You are idle and are pulled into the void.

HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Ciarra narrates, 'Jack'

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Beginning autosave. Please wait...

Autosave complete.
HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >

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nar WHAT DO YOU WANT WITCH
You narrate, 'WHAT DO YOU WANT WITCH'

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who

-------------- Players --------------

Ciarra Al' Dai, High Negotiator and Sitter of the [Gray Ajah]
Jack Bauer, Thy Lord Thy God

-------------- Stats --------------

Currently active: 2 humans.
Today there was a high of 6 players.
The record high of 26 players was reached on 05-05-2010.

HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
nar DON'T TALK TO ME
You narrate, 'DON'T TALK TO ME'

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where
Players in your Zone
--------------------
Jack - A Tidy Office

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look
A Tidy Office
This small room is neatly furnished with a wooden desk and two matching chairs.
Much like the rest of the barracks, nothing hangs on the walls here except two
small torches to illuminate the room. Papers are stacked neatly upon the desk,
containing the concerns of the Valon Guard and their city.
[ Exits: n ]
Horath, Captain of the Valon Guard stands here, attending the needs of the Valon.

HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
'WARRANT CIARRA VALON
You say 'WARRANT CIARRA'

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'WARRANT CIARRA
You say 'WARRANT CIARRA VALON'

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n
At the End of the Corridor
[ Exits: e s ]

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w
Alas, you cannot go that way...

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e
Continuing Around the Bend
[ Exits: n w ]
A woman in thick armor is standing here.
A woman in thick armor is standing here.

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s
Alas, you cannot go that way...

HP:Healthy MV:Excellent >
n
At the Twist
[ Exits: n e s w ]

HP:Healthy MV:Excellent >
e
Along the Passage
[ Exits: e s w ]

HP:Healthy MV:Excellent >
w
At the Twist
[ Exits: n e s w ]

HP:Healthy MV:Excellent >
s
Continuing Around the Bend
[ Exits: n w ]
A woman in thick armor is standing here.
A woman in thick armor is standing here.

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w
At the End of the Corridor
[ Exits: e s ]

HP:Healthy MV:Excellent >
s
A Tidy Office
[ Exits: n ]
Horath, Captain of the Valon Guard stands here, attending the needs of the Valon.

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n
At the End of the Corridor
[ Exits: e s ]

HP:Healthy MV:Excellent >
n
Alas, you cannot go that way...

HP:Healthy MV:Excellent >
e
n
Continuing Around the Bend
[ Exits: n w ]
A woman in thick armor is standing here.
A woman in thick armor is standing here.

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At the Twist
[ Exits: n e s w ]

HP:Healthy MV:Strong >
n
A Large Foyer
[ Exits: s ]

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s
w
At the Twist
[ Exits: n e s w ]

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An Enormous Bar
[ Exits: e ]
A slim man lounges in sturdy wooden chair.

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The Valon's Questmaster has 5 new quests available for you!

Type 'quest' at the quest master for more information.


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'WARRANT CIARRA
You say 'WARRANT CIARRA'

HP:Healthy MV:Strong >
who

-------------- Players --------------

Ciarra Al' Dai, High Negotiator and Sitter of the [Gray Ajah]
Jack Bauer, Thy Lord Thy God

-------------- Stats --------------

Currently active: 2 humans.
Today there was a high of 6 players.
The record high of 26 players was reached on 05-05-2010.

HP:Healthy MV:Strong >
e
At the Twist
[ Exits: n e s w ]

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who

-------------- Players --------------

Ciarra Al' Dai, High Negotiator and Sitter of the [Gray Ajah]
Jack Bauer, Thy Lord Thy God

-------------- Stats --------------

Currently active: 2 humans.
Today there was a high of 6 players.
The record high of 26 players was reached on 05-05-2010.

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view clan valon
--Valon Members--

Student
Jack
Trainee of the Blade
Mokhas
Private Guard
Vasilis, Egan
Corporal Guard
Roran, Lance
Veteran Guardsman
Dokes, Jerrick
Lieutenant
Latren, Clark
Elite Bladesman

Captain of the Flame

Protector of the Light
Lamgwin
Elite Master Guard

The Council
Jack, Latren, Lamgwin
HP:Healthy MV:Strong >
n
A Large Foyer
[ Exits: s ]

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s
e
At the Twist
[ Exits: n e s w ]

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Along the Passage
[ Exits: e s w ]

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s
Storage Room
[ Exits: n ]
A thick metal chest etched with flames sits in the corner.

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s
Alas, you cannot go that way...

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n
w
s
Along the Passage
[ Exits: e s w ]

HP:Healthy MV:Strong >
At the Twist
[ Exits: n e s w ]

HP:Healthy MV:Good >
Continuing Around the Bend
[ Exits: n w ]
A woman in thick armor is standing here.
A woman in thick armor is standing here.

HP:Healthy MV:Good >
w
At the End of the Corridor
[ Exits: e s ]

HP:Healthy MV:Good >
s
A Tidy Office
[ Exits: n ]
Horath, Captain of the Valon Guard stands here, attending the needs of the Valon.

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warrant ciarra
What!?!

HP:Healthy MV:Good >
'warrant
You say 'WARRANT'

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'WARRANT JACK
You say 'WARRANT JACK'

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look
A Tidy Office
This small room is neatly furnished with a wooden desk and two matching chairs.
Much like the rest of the barracks, nothing hangs on the walls here except two
small torches to illuminate the room. Papers are stacked neatly upon the desk,
containing the concerns of the Valon Guard and their city.
[ Exits: n ]
Horath, Captain of the Valon Guard stands here, attending the needs of the Valon.

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'WARRANT CIARRA
You say 'WARRANT CIARRA'

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Ciarra tells you, 'speak with me a moment'

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rep OH HELL NO
You tell Ciarra, 'OH HELL NO'

HP:Healthy MV:Strong >
Ciarra tells you, 'first tell me how you got the warrant'

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rep LAST TIME WE TRIED THIS YOU MURDERED A DEITY
You tell Ciarra, 'LAST TIME WE TRIED THIS YOU MURDERED A DEITY'

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rep YOU GAVE IT TO ME YOU WITCH
You tell Ciarra, 'YOU GAVE IT TO ME YOU WITCH'

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rep WHEN YOU FUCKING MURDERED ME
You tell Ciarra, 'WHEN YOU FUCKING MURDERED ME'

HP:Healthy MV:Strong >
'WARRANT CIARRA
You say 'WARRANT CIARRA'

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sc
Ciarra tells you, 'come out of your clan rooms and speak with me. I will do you no harm.'

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rep NOT A CHANCE
You tell Ciarra, 'NOT A CHANCE'

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Ciarra tells you, 'Please!'

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rep I AM TRYING TO FIGURE OUT HOW TO WARRANT YOU
You tell Ciarra, 'I AM TRYING TO FIGURE OUT HOW TO WARRANT YOU'

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rep FUCKING HORATH IS BEING REBELLIOUS
You tell Ciarra, 'FUCKING HORATH IS BEING REBELLIOUS'

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rep WHATEVER YOU WANT TO SAY CAN GO THROUGH TELLS, I DON'T TRUST YOU.
You tell Ciarra, 'WHATEVER YOU WANT TO SAY CAN GO THROUGH TELLS, I DON'T TRUST YOU.'

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Ciarra tells you, 'I was hoping to come to a resolution'

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You have been pardoned by the White Tower.

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rep WHY, KYRANA GOING AFTER YOUR SHAWL?
You tell Ciarra, 'WHY, KYRANA GOING AFTER YOUR SHAWL?'

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rep YOU WEREN'T SO COOPERATIVE BEFORE I WENT TO HER
You tell Ciarra, 'YOU WEREN'T SO COOPERATIVE BEFORE I WENT TO HER'

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Ciarra tells you, 'She could not take it if she tried. I was within my oaths to do as I did.'

HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
A soldier has arrived from the north.

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Ciarra tells you, 'I havent seen you since the incident'

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rep WHO CARES ABOUT YOUR OATHS. YOU MURDERED A VALON GUARD WHO WAS TRYING TO ASSIST YOU.
You tell Ciarra, 'WHO CARES ABOUT YOUR OATHS. YOU MURDERED A VALON GUARD WHO WAS TRYING TO ASSIST YOU.'

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rep THIS ISN'T ABOUT SOME DAMN VOWS
You tell Ciarra, 'THIS ISN'T ABOUT SOME DAMN VOWS'

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Ciarra tells you, 'I did not see it that way'

HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Ciarra tells you, 'I believed that you meant me and the initiates with me harm.'

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rep DESPITE ME TELLING YOU BEFOREHAND THAT I WAS KEEPING SEMPER BUSY
You tell Ciarra, 'DESPITE ME TELLING YOU BEFOREHAND THAT I WAS KEEPING SEMPER BUSY'

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Ciarra tells you, 'I have since rethought the situation and see that perhaps I was mistaken.'

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rep DESPITE TELLING YOU BEFOREHAND THAT HE WAS IN THE HALL
You tell Ciarra, 'DESPITE TELLING YOU BEFOREHAND THAT HE WAS IN THE HALL'

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rep DESPITE BEING A GOD DAMN VALON GUARD
You tell Ciarra, 'DESPITE BEING A GOD DAMN VALON GUARD'

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Ciarra tells you, 'Unlike me, you can lie.'

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Ciarra tells you, 'You are not allowed in the Hall for any reason.'

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rep I WASN'T IN THE HALL I WAS IN THE STUDY
You tell Ciarra, 'I WASN'T IN THE HALL I WAS IN THE STUDY'

HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Ciarra tells you, 'I made this clear before I went in'

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rep KIND LADY AT THE DOOR TOLD ME TO WAIT THERE
You tell Ciarra, 'KIND LADY AT THE DOOR TOLD ME TO WAIT THERE'

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Ciarra tells you, 'I wish to apologize.'

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rep SOMETHING LIKE "CIARRA SEDAI IS OFF MURDERING TYSON, PLEASE WAIT IN THE STUDY, HAVE SOME TEA"
You tell Ciarra, 'SOMETHING LIKE "CIARRA SEDAI IS OFF MURDERING TYSON, PLEASE WAIT IN THE STUDY, HAVE SOME TEA"'

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Ciarra tells you, 'I dont believe that.'

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rep OF COURSE NOT
You tell Ciarra, 'OF COURSE NOT'

HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Ciarra tells you, 'She cannot lie and I was in combat with pitch.'

HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Ciarra tells you, 'Therefor she said nothing of the sort.'

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rep I SAID "SOMETHING LIKE"
You tell Ciarra, 'I SAID "SOMETHING LIKE"'

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rep I'M 300 YEARS OLD GIVE ME A BREAK IF I FORGET SOME DETAILS
You tell Ciarra, 'I'M 300 YEARS OLD GIVE ME A BREAK IF I FORGET SOME DETAILS'

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Ciarra tells you, 'you are terrible at paraphrasing '

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rep NOBODY SAID GOD WAS PERFECT, ONLY DIVINE
You tell Ciarra, 'NOBODY SAID GOD WAS PERFECT, ONLY DIVINE'

[Abdul]

We must Jihad her rectum area for clearly she infidel

[Jack]

rep YOU ARE A FOOL IF YOU REALLY BELIEVE I TRIED TO KILL YOU, EVEN NOW
You tell Ciarra, 'YOU ARE A FOOL IF YOU REALLY BELIEVE I TRIED TO KILL YOU, EVEN NOW'

HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Ciarra tells you, 'I know now that you didnt try to kill me. I am explaining my actions then.'

HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Ciarra tells you, 'My thoughts at the time are more relevant then my current beliefs '

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rep EVEN AS YOU THREW LIGHTNING AND POISON FROGS AT POOR LORD JACK WHO WAS ATTEMPTING TO FLEE, HE TOLD YOU THAT HE WARNED YOU BEFOREHAND
You tell Ciarra, 'EVEN AS YOU THREW LIGHTNING AND POISON FROGS AT POOR LORD JACK WHO WAS ATTEMPTING TO FLEE, HE TOLD YOU THAT HE WARNED YOU BEFOREHAND'

HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Ciarra tells you, 'If I still believed you tried to kill me I would not have issued you a pardon and attempted to apologize.'

HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Ciarra tells you, 'I threw no lightning or frogs'

HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Beginning autosave. Please wait...
rep WELL WHATEVER, IT WAS HORRIFYING WHATEVER IT WAS

Autosave complete.
HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >

HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
You tell Ciarra, 'WELL WHATEVER, IT WAS HORRIFYING WHATEVER IT WAS'

[Jack]

HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Abdul globals, 'greetings'

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Ciarra narrates, 'Hello Abdul'

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nar RAHMAN NOODLES
You narrate, 'RAHMAN NOODLES'

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Abdul globals, 'most faithful to allah pasta'

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nar IT'S CALLED ALFREIDO DUMBASS
You narrate, 'IT'S CALLED ALFREIDO DUMBASS'

[Abdul]

most strange name food is ALFREIDO DUMBASS clearly of infidel diet

[Jack]

rep YOU MEAN YOU CAN'T ADD "JACK BAUER, LORD GOD ALMIGHTY"?
You tell Ciarra, 'YOU MEAN YOU CAN'T ADD "JACK BAUER, LORD GOD ALMIGHTY"?'

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Ciarra tells you, 'I won't no'

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rep IT'S NOT A LIE, IT'S A TITLE
You tell Ciarra, 'IT'S NOT A LIE, IT'S A TITLE'

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Ciarra tells you, 'Either way I will not add it'

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rep HOW ABOUT LORD JACK BAUER
You tell Ciarra, 'HOW ABOUT LORD JACK BAUER'

HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Ciarra tells you, 'I will do Valon Jack Bauer'

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rep YOU COULD EVEN PUT QUOTATION MARKS AROUND THE GOD ALMIGHTY PART
You tell Ciarra, 'YOU COULD EVEN PUT QUOTATION MARKS AROUND THE GOD ALMIGHTY PART'

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Abdul globals, 'bladesmen me jack'

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global DO I LOOK QUEER TO YOU?
You global, 'DO I LOOK QUEER TO YOU?'

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Abdul globals, 'yes?'

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Abdul globals, 'no?'

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Ciarra tells you, 'is that ok ?'

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Abdul globals, 'clan fags yes?'

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Ciarra tells you, 'When I make the formal announcement I will also sign it.'

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rep SO YOU REFUSE TO ADD "GOD ALMIGHTY" WITH QUOTATION MARKS
You tell Ciarra, 'SO YOU REFUSE TO ADD "GOD ALMIGHTY" WITH QUOTATION MARKS'

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Ciarra tells you, 'yes.'

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rep HOW ABOUT
You tell Ciarra, 'HOW ABOUT'

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rep LORD JACK BAUER, SELF PROCLAIMED DEITY
You tell Ciarra, 'LORD JACK BAUER, SELF PROCLAIMED DEITY'

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rep ONLY THE FIRST TIME THE NAME IS MENTIONED
You tell Ciarra, 'ONLY THE FIRST TIME THE NAME IS MENTIONED'

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Ciarra tells you, 'Jack, I will not add any title referring to your holiness, self proclaimed or otherwise'

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rep WHY NOT
You tell Ciarra, 'WHY NOT'

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rep IT'S MORE ACCURATE
You tell Ciarra, 'IT'S MORE ACCURATE'

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rep THERE COULD BE OTHER JACK BAUERS OUT THERE
You tell Ciarra, 'THERE COULD BE OTHER JACK BAUERS OUT THERE'

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rep PEOPLE NEED TO KNOW IT'S THE RIGHT ONE
You tell Ciarra, 'PEOPLE NEED TO KNOW IT'S THE RIGHT ONE'

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Ciarra tells you, 'I will put of the valon'

HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Ciarra tells you, 'There is only one Jack Bauer in the Valon'

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global I'M GOING TO MAKE WIFE BEATING LEGAL IN THE VALON AND TARGET ONLY YOU IF YOU KEEP IT UP TOP RAHMAN
You global, 'I'M GOING TO MAKE WIFE BEATING LEGAL IN THE VALON AND TARGET ONLY YOU IF YOU KEEP IT UP TOP RAHMAN'

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rep WHY NOT THE SELF PROCLAIMED DEITY PART
You tell Ciarra, 'WHY NOT THE SELF PROCLAIMED DEITY PART'

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rep IT ADDS CONTEXT
You tell Ciarra, 'IT ADDS CONTEXT'

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Ciarra globals, 'Are you claiming to be his husband?'

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rep ALL MEN AND WOMEN ARE WED TO GOD ALMIGHTY
You tell Ciarra, 'ALL MEN AND WOMEN ARE WED TO GOD ALMIGHTY'

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global ALL MEN AND WOMEN ARE WED TO GOD ALMIGHTY
You global, 'ALL MEN AND WOMEN ARE WED TO GOD ALMIGHTY'

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Ciarra tells you, 'Another reason i will not add that title.'

HP:Healthy MV:Fresh >
Ciarra tells you, 'I am posting the apology now'

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rep FINE
You tell Ciarra, 'FINE'

[Abdul]

Anoint thy holy rod with thee hand of righteousness and exorcize this demon seed spawn of Satan from such unholy bowels of hell!

Clan fag hazing?