This had me cracking up...
+17579189235: is this offer still available1998 Toyota Camry - $1100 (stillwater, ok) 5:21 PM
Me: yes it is 2:51 AM
+17579189235: yea... please tell me how good the brake is and also the chassis and when last did you service the vehicle Engine and did you change the oil during the time of servicing it. Let me know 4:35 AM
Me: you realize it doesn't run? The motor is locked up, it's been sitting for 6 months and everything worked very well on it even the a/c 4:47 AM
+17579189235: 6month and it works perfect....? 5:42 AM
Me: everything worked perfectly on it before the motor locked up. 6:24 AM
+17579189235: Okay that sound good to me..what is your name and where do you located? 6:47 AM
Me: Sean and I am in stillwater, ok. do you live in the vicinity? 6:51 AM
+17579189235: i have to know all this in other to avoid scam because there are any scam on internet...and in this transaction i will like to introduce my self to you in person.Am Kelly and am a US ARMY.i have two kids,one schooling in abroad and one with my wife....and am purchasing this item for my personal use .but presently am out of the state now,but in sudan now deloyed for a security purpose.so i will be paying you via my paypal account because it has been attached with my bank account and i found it easy to make a payment here and after i complete with the payment i will arrange for the pick up..so if am welcome with that you can send me your paypal mail address so that i can make a payment as soon as i can...... and more over it is not compulsory to buy from you,so if you wonna sell for me fine and id you dont,you are free..... THANKS. Kelly 7:15 AM
+17579189235: Hello mate are you there? 1:11 PM
Me: yes I am 1:13 PM
+17579189235: Okay i will proceed with the payment shortly... 1:26 PM
Me: sounds good 1:27 PM
+17579189235: I got your PayPal email address and i will send the money to you now, Kindly do me a favor, the shipper company charged me $700 before they can send the Agent to you, i will also add the Agent fee to the payment now, i mean i will include the agent fees to your final price of the item, i will send $700 to your PayPal account, and you will help me pay the agent when he come to you and pick up the merchandise, please kindly do this for me, i will send the total amount of $1,800 to your PayPal account and you will just help me pay the agent when he come for the merchandise. Nice doing business with you. Best Regards 1:35 PM
Me: ok I can do that 1:43 PM
Me: lol man I was hoping for a better scam than two fake emails, sub par, very sub par. I would of spoofed the paypal site and grabbed the user name and password. Paypal is designed for shipping money long distance and is in competition with western union, you need a better scam and skillz 2:22 PM
scammers
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So depressing, the best this guy could come up with was two fake paypal emails which stated in broken English the money had been delivered to my paypal account.
Re: scammers
Another damn scammer contacts me, these guys are determined.
+15756942819: Hi, I'm okay with the price & condition. I plan to make your payment via a Certified Bank Check and UPS it to
you. I'll arrange for a pick up after the check clears at your bank. I'll need your Name and Delivery Address for the check to be sent to., I await your response ASAP!. Thanks 8:57 PM
Me: thanks but I don't need any fake checks today
8:58 PM
Me: my guess is you want to add an additional amount to the check to cover the shipping charges because you are currently out of the country?
9:04 PM
Me: ok you can send me a fake check bro 10:53 PM
Me: cmon hook me up with that fake check wtf 8:27 AM
Me: I'll pay you $700 imaginary dollars for a fake check! 8:28 AM
Me: run this through your translator, I r newb h@kr wannabe assclown 8:29 AM
Me: I was thinking of going with asshat but assclown is so much more effective imo. 8:30 AM
+15756942819: Hi, I'm okay with the price & condition. I plan to make your payment via a Certified Bank Check and UPS it to
you. I'll arrange for a pick up after the check clears at your bank. I'll need your Name and Delivery Address for the check to be sent to., I await your response ASAP!. Thanks 8:57 PM
Me: thanks but I don't need any fake checks today
8:58 PMMe: my guess is you want to add an additional amount to the check to cover the shipping charges because you are currently out of the country?
9:04 PMMe: ok you can send me a fake check bro 10:53 PM
Me: cmon hook me up with that fake check wtf 8:27 AM
Me: I'll pay you $700 imaginary dollars for a fake check! 8:28 AM
Me: run this through your translator, I r newb h@kr wannabe assclown 8:29 AM
Me: I was thinking of going with asshat but assclown is so much more effective imo. 8:30 AM
Re: scammers
Most assuredly I wait still for the $700 in barter of check, much asap you please.
Re: scammers
More fun with scammers
+14052658712: Hello Dear Seller, How are you doing today and your work??I will like to know if your item still available for sale and how much is the last price you can give it out?? I will be waiting for your respond asap in other to know the next step so that i can process with the payment. Best Regards, Craig 1998 Toyota Camry CXL - $1000 (stillwater, ok) 12:21 PM
Me: you can process with payment by showing up with cash in hand ahab. 12:29 PM
+14052658712: I do all my payment with check 12:34 PM
Me: well go cash that check and pay me cash, lemme guess you are out of the country and will add shipping cost to the check and want me to western union the cash to you. 12:37 PM
Me: since you're from yukon what's the state dog of Oklahoma? 12:46 PM
+14052658712: I dont mind wait till the check clear before you release the item ok because i pay by check for everything ok. Best Regards, Craig 12:50 PM
Me: are you in Oklahoma? If we can meet I would be willing to do that. 12:52 PM
Me: guess not 1:15 PM
+14052658712: Oh no am in New York now and all i need from you is your details full name and address where you want to send the check to send to asap 1:18 PM
Me: what part of N.Y. are you in? 1:24 PM
+14052658712: Manhattan let me know if you willing to sale it for me ok 1:26 PM
Me: I am from Jersey, I could have someone meet you in Manhattan to finalize the deal and hand deliver the title. 1:29 PM
+14052658712: What is your problem to ask someone to meet me ??I should me the one not comfortable because am sending you XX money for trust please let me know if you are selling it to me or not?? 1:55 PM
Me: I am, where can my associate meet with you in Manhattan? 2:41 PM
Me: So where should I tell him to meet you? 2:45 PM
Me: ok we are all set, you cash that check yet ahab? 5:27 PM
I'm bored so start a new day by harassing this guy
Me: still waiting on that check ahab 10:44 AM
+14052658712: How are you doing today?i want you to know that the payment fot your goodS will be mailed out before the end of this week which i will get back to you with the tracking number and hope you note that you will be receiving an over draft payment including the payment for the shipping compnay which i will furnish you with there info as for you to have the excess money wired to thm via western union after the clearance of the check. Kindly get back to me regarding this mail jsut to confirm that you unds everything perfectly. waiting to read back from you as soon as possible. 11:14 AM
Me: wtf r u tarded? I am hving my dawg meat you member? Do u try and sc@m so many peeps u cant keep track of who is who? 11:18 AM <- Try running that through a translator.
+14052658712: Hello Dear Seller, How are you doing today and your work??I will like to know if your item still available for sale and how much is the last price you can give it out?? I will be waiting for your respond asap in other to know the next step so that i can process with the payment. Best Regards, Craig 1998 Toyota Camry CXL - $1000 (stillwater, ok) 12:21 PM
Me: you can process with payment by showing up with cash in hand ahab. 12:29 PM
+14052658712: I do all my payment with check 12:34 PM
Me: well go cash that check and pay me cash, lemme guess you are out of the country and will add shipping cost to the check and want me to western union the cash to you. 12:37 PM
Me: since you're from yukon what's the state dog of Oklahoma? 12:46 PM
+14052658712: I dont mind wait till the check clear before you release the item ok because i pay by check for everything ok. Best Regards, Craig 12:50 PM
Me: are you in Oklahoma? If we can meet I would be willing to do that. 12:52 PM
Me: guess not 1:15 PM
+14052658712: Oh no am in New York now and all i need from you is your details full name and address where you want to send the check to send to asap 1:18 PM
Me: what part of N.Y. are you in? 1:24 PM
+14052658712: Manhattan let me know if you willing to sale it for me ok 1:26 PM
Me: I am from Jersey, I could have someone meet you in Manhattan to finalize the deal and hand deliver the title. 1:29 PM
+14052658712: What is your problem to ask someone to meet me ??I should me the one not comfortable because am sending you XX money for trust please let me know if you are selling it to me or not?? 1:55 PM
Me: I am, where can my associate meet with you in Manhattan? 2:41 PM
Me: So where should I tell him to meet you? 2:45 PM
Me: ok we are all set, you cash that check yet ahab? 5:27 PM
I'm bored so start a new day by harassing this guy
Me: still waiting on that check ahab 10:44 AM
+14052658712: How are you doing today?i want you to know that the payment fot your goodS will be mailed out before the end of this week which i will get back to you with the tracking number and hope you note that you will be receiving an over draft payment including the payment for the shipping compnay which i will furnish you with there info as for you to have the excess money wired to thm via western union after the clearance of the check. Kindly get back to me regarding this mail jsut to confirm that you unds everything perfectly. waiting to read back from you as soon as possible. 11:14 AM
Me: wtf r u tarded? I am hving my dawg meat you member? Do u try and sc@m so many peeps u cant keep track of who is who? 11:18 AM <- Try running that through a translator.