Funny Charge

[Barf]

Amongst the Woods
The forest suddenly becomes thicker and looms menacingly, deeper within the
woods. The closely spaced trees blot out the sky, allowing for very little to
no light to come through. The resulting understory and herbacious layer are
very thin and sparse, except for very thick and dry bear pine shrubberies,
bereft of leaves and flowers. A small path has been cut through the bear
pines, however, almost savagely, allowing for a thin path.
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VERY RECENT of a twisted shadow stallion (ridden) << west <<.
VERY RECENT of a large elk vv south vv.
FAIRLY RECENT of a large elk << west <<.
HALF DAY OLD of a frisky buck << west <<.
DAY OLD of a frisky buck vv south vv.
A twisted shadow stallion is standing here, being ridden by you.

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kill human
kill human
They don't seem to be here.

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They don't seem to be here.

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*Roran* has arrived from the west, riding a black warhorse.

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*Roran* tries to slice your feet, but misses.

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No way! You're fighting for your life!

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Your kick hits *Roran* in the solar plexus!

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*Roran* tries to slice your feet, but misses.

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You're hit in solar plexus, wow, this is breathtaking!!
Cancelled...

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*Roran* sends you sprawling with a powerful bash!

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*Roran* slices your body hard.

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*Roran* slices your legs into bloody fragments!

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*Roran* says 'Let's do this!'

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- *Roran* hugs you.

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*Roran* tries to slice your feet, but misses.

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- *Roran* panics, and attempts to flee!

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* Your bash at *Roran* sends him sprawling!

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You tickle *Roran*'s body as you strike him.
You barely strike *Roran*'s body.

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Have you got something in your eye?

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You strike *Roran*'s head hard.
You barely strike *Roran*'s legs.

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*Roran* has quite a few wounds.

*Roran* is using:
<used as light> a short wooden torch
<worn around neck> a delicate gold chain
<worn around neck> a delicate gold chain
<worn in right ear> a shining silver earring
<worn in left ear> a thick earring made of gold
<worn on head> a shining steel helm
<worn on back> a large traveler's backpack
<worn on body> a shimmering steel breastplate
<worn on shoulders> a set of curved silver pauldrons plated in gold
<worn on arms> a pair of shimmering steel vambraces
<worn about waist> a notched steel black belt
<worn around wrist> a silver bracelet
<worn around wrist> a wristcuff with embedded gems
<worn on hands> a heavy pair of gold-knuckled silver gauntlets
<worn on finger> a worn golden signet ring
<worn on finger> a brilliant gold ring
<wielded with two hands> a giant obsidian-studded bastard sword
<worn on legs> a pair of silver full-greaves with golden knee caps
<worn on feet> a pair of mighty platinum combat boots (brittle)

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You miss your kick at *Roran*'s groin, much to his relief...

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kill human
*Roran* leaves south, riding a black warhorse.

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They don't seem to be here.

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kill human
They don't seem to be here.

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You yell, 'what abs?'

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Deep Within the Woods
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FRESH of a black warhorse (ridden) vv south vv.
ALMOST FRESH of a large elk vv south vv.
VERY RECENT of a twisted shadow stallion (ridden) ^^ north ^^.
ALMOST DAY OLD of a frisky buck ^^ north ^^.
DAY OLD of a frisky buck >> east >>.
A twisted shadow stallion is standing here, being ridden by you.

You feel the presence of shadows all around you.

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To whom do you wish to do this?

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A Clearing Within the Woods
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FRESH of a ridden mount vv south vv.
ALMOST FRESH of a critter vv south vv.
A twisted shadow stallion is standing here, being ridden by you.
*Roran* is standing here, riding a black warhorse.
A large elk stares at you.

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You begin charging towards *Roran*.

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*Roran* leaves north, riding a black warhorse.

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+ *Roran* has arrived from the north, riding a black warhorse.

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You CHARGE *Roran* right through the middle!
*Roran* grimaces in pain.

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A large elk leaves north.

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You tickle *Roran*'s arms as you strike him.
You receive some experience points!
Your fame around the world has increased.
Your blood freezes as you hear *Roran*'s death cry.
*Roran* is dead! R.I.P.

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You rasp 'lol'